Random thoughts – Italy

• If you stay in a villa built in the 1700’s, you will experience low to non-existent water pressure, and slow to non-existent internet.
• If the owner of said villa encourages swallows to live in the barn below, swallows will occasionally fly in your living room window and out your kitchen window.
• Since swallows fly into the house, that means there are no screens on the windows, which means mosquitos…..
• And finally, as cliche as it sounds, one morning at the bakery, I had my ass grabbed by an Italian male*

*toddler running around