{"id":1394,"date":"2015-07-01T15:07:27","date_gmt":"2015-07-01T22:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aletaslab.com\/?p=1394"},"modified":"2015-07-11T15:26:59","modified_gmt":"2015-07-11T22:26:59","slug":"random-thoughts-italy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aletaslab.com\/?p=1394","title":{"rendered":"Random thoughts &#8211; Italy"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>If you stay in a villa built in the 1700&#8217;s, you will\u00a0experience low to non-existent water pressure, and slow to non-existent internet.<\/li>\n<li>If the owner of said villa encourages swallows to live in the barn below, swallows will occasionally fly in your living room window and out your kitchen window.<\/li>\n<li>Since swallows fly into the house, that means there are no screens on the windows, which means mosquitos&#8230;..<\/li>\n<li>And finally, as cliche as it sounds, one morning at the bakery, I had my ass grabbed by an Italian male*<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery 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id='gallery-1-1344'>\n\t\t\t\tClassic!\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/aletaslab.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/P7014904.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"365\" src=\"https:\/\/aletaslab.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/P7014904.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aletaslab.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/P7014904.jpg 640w, https:\/\/aletaslab.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/P7014904-300x171.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/aletaslab.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/P6294848.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/aletaslab.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/P6294848.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" 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If the owner of said villa encourages swallows to live in the barn below, swallows will occasionally fly in your living room window and out your kitchen window. 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